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  1. mygayshoes:

    Everyone points out that Robert Downey Jr basically IS Tony Stark, but the same can be said for Mark Ruffalo who basically IS Bruce Banner.

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    I mean-

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    Seriously-

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    Basically-

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    It’s pretty obvious-

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    That he-

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     IS Bruce Banner.

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    (via khaleesi-of-hell)

  2. Sam talks Bucky into getting a twitter account and he eventually gets quite a following. People seem to enjoy his delight and sometimes bewilderment at discovering the world (roller coaster science has gone a long way in 70 years! michael jackson! the godfather! the ikea! 50 shades of grey? march madness? taylor swift? YES TAYLOR SWIFT!)

    imaginebucky:

    some of bucky’s most popular tweets include:

    i don’t trust microwaves

    i always get asked “what’s ur favorite thing about the future?” so here’s ur answer: tie between toasters and flavored lube

    clint sleeps w/ his eyes open which is just as creepy as it sounds

    roller derby???

    TONY STARK IS SCARED OF LADYBUGS PASS IT ON

    "do u know what gay sex is?" r u fucking serious? don’t u know i’ve had sex w/ men??? dumbass

  3. perks-of-being-chinese:

    when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

    (via khaleesi-of-hell)

  4. fuckmestupid:

    The most awesome dollar bill I have ever received.

    (via khaleesi-of-hell)

  5. skyfallat221b:

    actxiisceneiv:

    I’d be funny if clint popped out of the snow like “surprise motherfuckers this is where I’ve been the whole time”

    (via rawrsamasaurusrex)

  6. Actors meeting their characters

    • John:   good evening, you alright?
    • Martin:   what the fuck
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    • Benedict:   oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
    • Sherlock:   liar
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    • Derek:   stiles is such a dumbass omg
    • Tyler:   smh shut up u love him
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    • Stiles:   aaayyyyyy
    • Dylan:   aayyyyy lmao
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    • Dean:   I secretly love castiel
    • Jensen:   I openly love misha
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    • Castiel:   I am castiel, angel of the lord
    • Misha:   lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
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    • Captain Jack:   I like dick
    • John:   I like dick
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    • Matt:   Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
    • Doctor:   saNDWICHES
    • Matt:   THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
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    • Tony Stark:   I'm Iron Man
    • Robert Downey junior:   No, I'm Iron Man
  7. a-bit-of-rhetoric-and-charm:

    timelady-of-221b:

    joeeatspeople:

    yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

    Types of people who romanticize small town life:

    1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

    #THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

    #THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
    #EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

    Too true.

    (Source: thatssoproblematic, via khaleesi-of-hell)

    nerdy-whovian:

    samfordean:

     #sam you sassy bitch

    sassy sam is my favorite sam

    (Source: pineappleofeden, via khaleesi-of-hell)

    deansdamnation:

    damn82much:

    Dorky is a sexy look on these boys.

    this cast i swear to god

    (via im-a-tyrannosaurus-rex)

  8. jaimielannister:

    Whenever anyone is talking about how feminist Avatar is they always forget how within the first 4 minutes of the first episode Sokka says ‘Leave it to a girl to screw everything up’ and the Katara calls him sexist and gets so mad she destroys an iceberg and finds the Avatar and basically Katara calling Sokka out on his shit started the whole show

    (via rawrsamasaurusrex)

  9. ficcyshit:

    not-burnie:

    i paused the patch to go get a drink and i’ve been laughing for a million years

    [Ryan buffering.]

  10. i-have-been-johnlocked:

    inspector-pervert:

    vintagebiatchh:

    who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush 

    its been a stressful day hasn’t it. here watch a cat being helpful

    CAT THE BRUSH

    (Source: cineraria, via khaleesi-of-hell)

  11. http://ficcyshit.tumblr.com/post/83129795824/imaginebucky-imagine-bucky-and-steve-taking

    imaginebucky:

    imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly in his chair) and steve is kind of…

  12. alrightevans:

    i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume

    (Source: alrightevans, via khaleesi-of-hell)



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